Twiggy Update
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 by annieDoh, I forgot about Twiggy…
Twiggy was last seen shopping for houses and wedding dresses online. Bryan was last seen running from Twiggy, credit cards in hand.
Archive for May 9th, 2006
annie must not have the only voice…
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 by williehmm so this seems pretty coolio… i must have missed this in my term induced stupor. I LIKE IT. Im not really adding anything new to the update thing, I am just getting some of the annie sanctioned shit done so i can yell at people. ANNIE give me yer CARDS… oh yeah never mind. MO.. bring a fucking camera next time, or get one NOW. GO MAVS .. and SPURS. and i dont give a fuck what your cause is, if you cant speak at least better than I no one will give a shit. take your BROWN POWER and go fuck yourself.
Mantis Update: 5/9/2006
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 by annie- No one has heard from Jenjen since her wedding. We assume that she is still alive in Singapore, and hope that she has managed to avoid flogging.
- Chekkie is permanently brain-damaged. He is currently on Mantis life support and hooked into zephyr class Skank intravenously.
- Elina is pregnant. Joey claims he is the father of the sprog but early ultrasounds clearly indicate that the sprog is a half Korean boy. Hmmm…
- But Mo is still a virgin.
- So Joey and Elina are still getting married on June 12, in San Francisco.
- Willie’s gift to their child will be the Barrett M107 .50 caliber rifle. However he will be unable to attend the wedding this June, thus the rifle will be shipped to the boy via private courier the moment he surpasses 33 pounds.
Stay tuned for more…