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Mantis Update: August 2006

by annie

August is birfday month YAY! The big news is that the SPROG EMERGED on August 8, 2006! Congratulations to Joey and Elina! We assume that they will be busy with that for the next 20 years or so.

Willie, Mo, and Chris appear to be the same. Mo’s 28th (?) birfday was on August 11th but his birfday was overshadowed by the birf of the SPROG.

Annie is back from her trip in Tokyo. Nothing much to report except for hot sweaty weather, pro wrestling, a few typhoons, and a lot of ice cream. Avoid trips to Asia in the summer.

Jenjen is still missing and she hasn’t responded to my email spam. WTF? I hope she is melting in Singapore.

Twiggy went to Chile for vacation and is probably back in Boston now. If she marries Bryan before 2008 she will receive some kind of grand prize from Bryan’s mother. The clock is ticking! Will she get her way and have her wedding at this bowling alley???

Stay tuned…

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4 Responses to “Mantis Update: August 2006”

  1. bigjoe Says:
    August 27th, 2006 at 10:09 am

    No comment.

  2. mo Says:
    August 28th, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    you mother-fucker.

  3. bigjoe Says:
    August 29th, 2006 at 12:46 am

    What?? That’s not nice mo! Your insolence makes the baby Jesse cry!

    Thanks for the update, Ann. Glad you survived the FAR EAST.

    Next trip to Asia needs to involve a search for the elusive Jenjen. This is getting creepy. I think the wedding was a sham — a cover-up for her kidnapping!!

  4. willie Says:
    August 30th, 2006 at 6:18 pm

    WHAT???? Its annie! FAR EAST ANNIE. JEN JEN is dead. maybe. I like being the same.. or do i?

    joeys gay..
    haha

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